Words can save you

Je m'apppelle Diego
Peasant: (n.) Someone who is not me; you.
Balance is king, and cleanliness is close to godliness.

(Source: unofficialmom, via mall0ry)

satanicnutellacats:

5th grade sex ed more like

image

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose

image

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

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mall0ry:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

It gets better and better

ozeia:

omg

ozeia:

omg

(Source: cloveremoji, via radatouille)

mall0ry:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I’m dyyyyinnnggggg

we-could-have-danced-all-night:

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

no

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bad-behaviorr:

elyzeeum:

One year.
525,600 minutes.
525,000 moments so dear.
Amazing.
Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.
This is beyond perfect.


I guess 600 of those moments weren’t so dear? Lmao

bad-behaviorr:

elyzeeum:

One year.

525,600 minutes.

525,000 moments so dear.

Amazing.

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect.

I guess 600 of those moments weren’t so dear? Lmao

(Source: gifmovie)