Words can save you

Je m'apppelle Diego
Peasant: (n.) Someone who is not me; you.
Balance is king, and cleanliness is close to godliness.

whatistumblrforeals:

challenge accepted

whatistumblrforeals:

challenge accepted

(Source: princess-tanzanite, via theclassyissue)

just-a-skinny-boy:

bloop

“My heart says sushi but my wallet says taco bell.”

—   a ten word story (via usetheforce3434)

(via mall0ry)

beben-eleben:

Kit-Kat has revolutionized college life

(Source: lepipehd, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.”

—   Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

kaibii:

toronjas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK
O M G

jesus wants in on a threesome

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)